Let’s here it for Patti! She’s back! After trying two other dating shows, Bravo must have paid a pretty penny to bring out Patti back to the network. You go girl!
So let’s talk about last week’s episode. Good one! Daniel, the poker playing professional came to the Millionaire’s Club with his heart on his sleeve. Wounded by his last love, he just wants to met a nice woman who will love him “long time”. No shenanigans with this guy – he seems like a straight shooter even if he does gamble for a living.
Daniel chose Lindsay, a beautiful, cheerful blonde who is down-to-earth and let’s face it – hot. They had a great first date, played a little card game and enjoyed each other. Looks like a “full house” for Daniel. Patti, you were on the money here.
Of course, I must admit I’m rather curious why Patti gives so many men a hard time about being ageists. Yet, its perfectly fine for Daniel at 37 to be dating Lindsay who is…23!
Next up is Brian. Obnoxious as all hell, Brian actually said in his video that he was born with a platinum spoon in his mouth. Oh no, not silver as usually spoken, or even gold. Not for Brian. His first car was a Rolls Royce! Blah, blah, blah Brian. Then, to top that, he brings his MOTHER to the session with Patti! OMG are you serious?
Brian has also been hurt by love and the wrong woman. Divorced and 40, he needs an heir for his scrap metal billions and wants to marry again. He’d like a nice girl and his mom suggested that she should come from a big family. Interesting choice mom…
Stage right Jady enters – a gorgeous brunette who grew up in the mid west. A farm girl as she puts it, from a very, very, very small town (like 600 people?). She is Brian’s pick.
Their first date? A lovely boat ride. The two step onto the luxury boat, crew in tow, and then…disaster strikes! His rather large boat which looks like a cross between a cabin cruiser and a Cigarette speed boat blows an engine. On national TV – how embarrassing! Do you think the boat maintenance team got fired?
What happens next will be hard for Jady to live down during her lifetime. Poor woman, she got motion sickness and ended up praying to the porcelain God. (Am I dating myself? Does anyone say this any more?) And there is the Bravo film crew trying to capture it all on film. But that Jady is one smart cookie – she closed the door on the filming and Brian so she could finish tossing them in private.
Yet, all is well! Brian felt bad and wanted to give her a second go and also appreciated how Jady didn’t complain once. I must admit that is highly admirable. You know I’d be complaining up a storm. Bad enough to feel so sick, but on TV?
Can’t wait to see what happens in tonight’s episode! Don’t you love Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker and Bravo TV?